Tag: ”EOIR Town Halls”

Alas, the crack “I-Team” from “Courtside on Your Side” was unable to attend. But a long time EOIR veteran provided this helpful analysis:

[A]fter the debacle EOIR called a Town Hall yesterday I am very afraid for EOIR’s future.

Now, as some readers might remember, I previously had set perilously low expectations for this latest escapade in “Mindless Micromanagement From On High.”

https://immigrationcourtside.com/2021/04/05/%f0%9f%8f%b4%e2%80%8d%e2%98%a0%ef%b8%8fnew-administration-same-old-tone-deaf-incompetent%f0%9f%a4%a1-eoir-latest-attempt-to-unilaterally-micromanage-dockets-from/

But, my sources inform me that EOIR substantially underperformed even those rock bottom levels!

So much for the idea that a “real judge” might be able to bring “real justice” to the Halls of Injustice! Hope springs eternal, ever to be ruthlessly dashed by the tone-deaf politicos @ DOJ and the incompetent bureaucrats @ Falls Church!

Here’s a “Pop Quiz.”

1. How many senior executives and BIA Appellate Judges have ever represented an asylum seeker in Immigration Court?
2. How many senior executives at EOIR have set foot in an Immigration Courtroom in the past year?
3. How many DOJ politicos and EOIR senior managers have ever conducted a full Master Calendar hearing?
4. Can you name a U.S. Court System that has successfully eliminated a 1.3 million case backlog through “Aimless Docket Reshuffling” conducted by non-judicial officials far removed from the trial courts?
5. David Wetmore, the current Chair & Chief Appellate Judge of the BIA, owes allegiance to which of the following:

a) Stephen Miller
b) Donald Trump
c) Joe Biden
d) Merrick B. Garland
e) Beelzebub

BONUS QUESTION:

6) From the late Casey Stengel: Can’t anyone here play this game?

Answers next week!

Hint: None of these are “rocket science.”🚀

🇺🇸⚖️🗽Due Process Forever!

PWS

04-11-21