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🤡”CLOWN COURT REPORT” — “ADR [“Aimless Docket Reshuffling”] is the watchword” — Yeah, it’s hard times under the Big Top (particularly if you’re in search of elusive and officially maligned Constitutionally-required Due Process!)
An inherently reliable, highly anonymous source deep within America’s most dysfunctional court system tells Courtside: “ADR is still the watchword. No telling how many cases are off calendar at this point.”
Origins of the term “Clown Court” 🤡 (it actually preceded the Trump Administration):
Once upon a time, when I was an Immigration Judge, I was assigned to do a 100-case Master Calendar by televideo to a court in another state. Slight problem: All of the files were in a third place. Another hitch: All of the ICE Assistant Chief Counsel’s files had been sent to the wrong office. In other words, no “government files” of any kind for 100 cases. Adding to the degree of difficulty: EOIR sent me a Spanish interpreter; but almost everyone on the calendar actually spoke French or a West African language (something clearly shown in the EOIR “computer system,” such as it was). I “finished” with this circus about 5 pm. But, none of my colleagues was around. They were in the conference room. I burst through the door and yelled “This is ——————— Clown Court.” Unfortunately, the then Chief Immigration Judge was making one of his rather infrequent visits to our Court. Needless to say, he wasn’t amused by my sudden outburst of unvarnished truth. Fortunately, he happened to be a long-time friend who owed his original hiring at the “Legacy INS” as well as several “up-ladder career moves” largely to me when I was the Deputy General Counsel/Acting General Counsel. So, I survived to “perform under the big top” another day. And remember, this was back when the Immigration Court was actually better managed by comparison with today’s intentional “man-made disaster.” Then, it was “quirky,” but not necessarily “beyond the pale.” It’s been straight downhill since. Every time we think it’s hit bottom, DOJ and EOIR management seem to dig a little deeper.
PWS
01-31-19